Made it :)

Just in case you were on the edge of your seat, I did get to work. The roads were absolutely god-awful - worse than I’ve ever seen during the day in the UK. I’d hoped that they would have been ploughed or gritted, or that the the passing of traffic would have cleared the single-carriageway A-roads I commute up.

No such luck.

All the way I was, at the very best, following the previous tyre tracks and avoiding the slow, slush and ice left on each side and in the middle. At worst, I was driving across slush or sheet ice, just barely in control of the car but making sure to keep my speed to a minimum. Just to add to the fun, the weight of snow has brought a lot of bits of tree down so there was a fair amount of avoidance to be done.

Having done that drive at midday, I had no desire to try it again on the way home after dark so when my employers offered a hotel room for the night I jumped at the chance. So here I am, in a chain hotel with the BX sitting outside, not quite sure when I’ll next be home.

In the meantime, be sensible - don’t drive unless you have to, and don’t take unnecessary risks.

Update on the crunch I had in the previous bad weather: Damage to the BX was limited to smashed indicator, broken headlamp mounting, and some slightly bent metalwork. This has all been sorted by Kind David, his stock of spares and a bit of hammerwork - all while I was asleep during my last run of night shifts.

The Merc came off less well. The boot hasn’t shut properly since I chucked a tonne of French plastic into it, and the quote for repairs comes to rather more than the smashed tail lamp I’d hoped for - so my insurance company is on the case. Regulars will know my opinion of the insurance industry in general, so here’s a cautious thumbs-up so far. I’ll name names and give congratulations and recommendations once the job’s done.

Getting to work

Despite the dire weather warnings, I am an emergency service and have to at least make an attempt to get to work. Anyone else, I would advise to stay safely at home with the heating on!

Problem number one: I couldn’t get the garage door open. This doesn’t look like much, but it fell yesterday and froze overnight so it’s more like solid ice than fluffy snow.

Having shovelled this lot out of the way, I then get to get the BX off over a mixture of snow and ice. I pulled out of the garage OK, then gradually came to a halt as snow build up under the front tyres. Going faster would have pulled me through the snow, but then I’d have had no control if I’d slid on the ice underneath.

A bit more shovel work and I was away, bumping out of the drive across the snow and ice and onto the road. Here, I could take advantage of my neighbours’ work and park on a clear bit of road where someone else was parked while the snow was coming down - at least I know I will be able to pull away, but the rest of the journey will be a little trickier!

When predictions come to pass

A very short time ago, I wrote a short piece on the fibreglass Ady Gil and wondered how its construction would survive in its rough-and-tumble new role.

News is… it hasn’t. I feel slightly guilty now.

Let’s off-road!

The bad weather continues, as does the deterioration of the BX, in a manner which takes me back to the old days of driving about Europe in completely unsuitable vehicles.

This evening’s adventure should have been a simple trip to the supermarket, but the combination of ratty BX and winter decided to spice things up a bit. It went a little bit like this.

Out of the garage in the usual manner, first gear, clutch up and do not touch the accelerator, crunch across the pack ice and out onto the road. Drive to town, put diesel in car. Car fails to restart. Dammit! Knackered battery terminal clamps strike again. Fortunately the petrol station is attached to a garage, and a helpful mechanic starts us up with the assistance of one of those very useful jump-start packs.

After that I didn’t really want to risk switching it off again so I sat in the car park with the engine idling while my other half got the shopping, wondering all the while why it takes such a slam to shut the passenger door all of a sudden.

Home again and into our road, where I have to come to a halt on sheet ice because the car ahead of me has come to a stop. We live in a close off a side road, so I have a ninety degree left turn to perform on the ice. I’ve managed it without problems every time until today, but unfortunately the driver of the car in front ran out of courage and stopped, and is now stuck. Her husband and a load of neighbours appear out of nowhere and push her out of the way. I am then equally stuck, wheels turning uselessly on the sheet ice. The group of blokes re-appear and get stuck into pushing us - advising me that there is more grip across the pavement than there is on the road, so that’s where I go - suspension into intermediate, up a ramp onto the pavement, across a verge, bump down the other kerb and into the access road that leads to the garages. Great fun, but more than slightly stressful as the car slides sideways across the ice under its five manpower while the steering has as much control as a dinghy rudder would on a supertanker.

Ice. Slide. Crump!

It’s amazing how quickly an otherwise very good car can start to become quite shabby.  Right now, the BX is filthy because of the weather (which is either foggy, snowing, sleet, or splashing through muddy standing water), struggles to start because of corroded battery terminals, smells of diesel, loses water and just to add insult to injury I’ve decided to punt it into a parked Mercedes.

The recent snow has made my home town very pretty and the local kids have thoroughly enjoyed the Christmas holidays starting early but unfortunately it has frozen to a sheet of solid ice covering my road.  Saturday and yesterday were fine - I just drove very gently, without using the accelerator at all, and made it out onto the main road without any issues.  This morning though, the car decided to just head straight on and plough straight into the little A-class parked opposite the end of my road.  I wasn’t going any faster than I had before - it was just one of those unfortunate things.

It all happened so slowly I reckon I had a good five seconds when I knew exactly what was going to happen and was powerless to stop it.  A gentle slide across the road and straight into the parked Merc.

The indicator is smashed and the mounting brackets for the headlamp are broken. Fortunately, it’s the brackets on the headlamp itself that are broken rather than part of the car, so it’s a straight swap for those. Unfortunately, the wing is slightly bent and there’s a scrape on the bumper - those will be a little more expensive to fix.

I’d thought the other car got away with a smashed tail-lamp lens, but after talking with the owner it seems there’s a ripple in the bumper too. Fortunately she was extremely understanding!

Tremendous fun day out

Well, here’s a new experience! I’ve wanted to have a go at off-roading for a long time, and yesterday I unexpectedly got the chance, straight out of the blue.

Some friends of mine are into military vehicles, and members of the Invicta Military Vehicle Preservation Society, and I’ve occasionally gone along to meets with them. This one was something a bit special, though, being at Brooklands which just happens to be the site of Mercedes Benz World’s off-road course.

My friends brought along a couple of Austin Champs today, one of which I have driven before on the road. Off-roading is completely new to me though so I jumped at the chance of a go on the off-road course, with an experienced driver yelling instructions and advice!

Despite my total lack of experience, the Champ is such a capable little off-roader that it flatters even a total n00b like me. Obstacles like this one, which had a Land Rover ambulance really fighting to cover, I managed to successfully tackle on the second try.

Champs are also designed for wading, so the water courses were no problem! All in all it was one of the most enjoyable things I’ve ever done behind a steering wheel and I desperately want another go.

The variety of vehicles that the military types are into is huge, such as this armoured scout car. Must save hard…

We had an unexpected bonus, late in the day. Brooklands own the Vickers Vimy replica which has been flying about celebrating those pioneering flights of 90 years ago, and the decision has been made to retire it for all sorts of terribly sensible reasons pertaining to aircraft registration, airworthiness certificates, and having somewhere to fly the thing from.

Brooklands doesn’t have a permanent runway, but it does have a strip of grass suitable for a First World War Bomber and we were privileged to see the Vimy come in for a final landing.

It was a truly impressive sight, this mighty old aeroplane at once big and square yet light and graceful, coming in almost silently to touch down with a featherlight touch. It’s hard to imagine what it must have been like for Alcock and Brown flying what is effectively a powered box kite into completely unknown new territory.

Here’s Brooklands’ own video. The fruity engine sounds you can hear in the background are the Mercedes Benz World customers learning to do powerslides on the skid pan, just on the other side of the grass runway from where we were standing!

Lesson One

Despite the cold weather and recent rain, I want to get up to the site as often as I can to make use of the first flush of enthusiasm - it’s very easy to lose the momentum of a new project otherwise. I was on my own today and felt like doing a different job than weeding, just for a change, so started getting the manure dug in.

Among his many other qualities as Citroen-fixer and supplier of cheap parts, my friend David has a job which produces tons of top-quality cowshit. This is how much you can fit into the boot of a CX:

Half an hour or so later and it was all dug in. Rather less than a quarter of the plot is now more-or-less ready, with about half of the remainder weeded and ready for manure to be added.

Still flushed with enthusiasm, I felt the need to get something planted. Onions and garlic can go in in the autumn, so I thought I’d give them a go even though it’s a bit late. My logic was that the frosts haven’t started yet and it’s still quite warm during the day… and even if the crop totally fails, I’ve wasted less than a fiver. So nothing to lose!

I’d just got everything in when one of my new neighbours came over to introduce himself. Friendly chap, and told me something about my own plot - we’d thought the soil was in good condition, and apparently the previous chap had really looked after it. Unfortunately after he died a young couple took it on and never touched it, which is why it’s rather gone to seed.

As we said our goodbyes, Neighbour said, “I came up here to put my garlic in today.” Excellent! So I’m not a complete n00b - putting garlic in is fine right now. “But it’s too wet - it’ll just rot in the ground.”

Rats.

First sight!

After all these years of urban living, shared houses and small flats, I’d never really been interested in gardening. But moving to a house with a nice garden in rural West Sussex has awakened an interest that I never knew I had. I’ve become really excited by the idea of growing my own veg, and put my name down on the waiting list a couple of months ago.

I’d been expecting a huge waiting list but to my amazement, I was offered the choice of two! The one we’ve taken is a short walk from the house and is effectively a square of earth with weeds on. There’s a lot of work to be done.

On the plus side, there’s a compost heap, a couple of waterbutts and a greenhouse with only a couple of panes of glass missing.

I’m really excited about growing my own veg, but also rather daunted by the physical work that needs doing, and the steepness of the learning curve!

Observation skills

Pulled into the Tesco car park, spotted a convenient gap close to the shop door, drove past it and swung in backwards as I always do.

*crump*

What the hell? The car in the space behind me is still miles away, and I checked for errant trolleys as I was going past.

I got out to have a look and discovered that Tesco, in their infinite wisdom, had chosen to put a black plastic pillar between the spaces. Not only was it an almost invisible colour, it was so short that I couldn’t see it through the rear screen. As I was judging my distance from the car in the space behind, I’d gone smack into it. No damage to car or post, but I was most annoyed.

Even weirder, they were only in the couple of spaces to each side of the trolley parks, not between every space in the car park.

I’d intended to have a word with the customer service desk, but there was a queue and I wanted to get home. I will email Tesco and see what they have to say though…

What happens to record breaking vehicles?

It’s an interesting thought. What do you do with a machine that’s built to the pinnacle of modern technology, created to reach one specific goal? Thrust SSC is an amazing thing, but it would be rubbish at trundling down to the shops to get a pint of milk - and somehow I don’t see jet propulsion becoming commonplace in cars of the future.

However, there is a future for at least one record breaking machine. Last year, I was in Bristol when Earthrace finished its record-breaking biofuel powered round-the-world attempt. I was lucky enough to go aboard and found a single-minded machine built entirely for the job in hand with a rough finish and few creature comforts… apart from the slightly Barry big stereo and tribal graphics. It was hand-built from fibreglass, and the engines made a most fabulous noise. I love the idea of biofuel as a way forward, with diminishing oil reserves, so I thought their effort to raise its profile was really worthwhile.

I never expected to see it again, but I came across a familiar outline on Ecorazzi today. Earthrace has been renamed Ady Gil and has joined the Sea Shepherd conservation fleet on intercept-and-block missions against the whaling fleets in the Antarctic. Quite how they plan on blocking whalers with a Tupperware boat is beyond me, but at least if they run out of fuel it will run very nicely on whale oil.

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